Princess Jasmine got a massive boob job (which subsequently ate her top) and decided to drop Aladdin in favor of a career in high-end prostitution, courtesy of Kim Kardashian who’s lifelong dream was to defile sweet Disney characters and condition men (much like Pavlov and his dogs) to salivate and start barking when the magic lamp shows up on screen.
“I’ve been wanting to go as [Jasmine] for years and found the perfect costume,” Kim, 29, wrote on her blog. “I went all out with my Disney theme this year and also got a Snow White outfit that I wore to Kendall’s birthday!”
If you manage to unglue your eyes from Kim’s monumental cleavage, do take a look at her toned stomach…because that’s what she wanted you to notice when she posted these pictures on Twitter…no, seriously.
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