Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Is Kim losing her a-s-s?



How is it that Kim Kardashian’s ass looks well, normal sized in these pictures of her walking the streets in a little skirt? Is it just a flattering outfit or did I resize the images wrong so they’re stretched? I’m both confused and titillated at the same time, like when a stripper offered to give me a free lap dance. Don’t worry I didn’t fall for that one either. Anyhow, I think she looks hot and would like to take her for a walk around my neighborhood. Yes, a walk, we can even hold hands.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Kim Kardashian bikini pictures on UTOPIA III

Here are some Kim Kardashian cleavage bikini pictures as she lounging around Saturday off the waters of Miami on the 150-foot mega-yacht UTOPIA III. I will admit that she is a very pretty store-brought beauty, but still pretty nonetheless. However, she has no talent. what is she talented in a leaked sex tape porn? On the other hand, her sluttyness kinda make you wish you were a black man. Anyway, it is interesting watching Kim Kardashian try to pretend she has no idea how all these paparazzi got aboard the yacht she is conveniently wearing a bikini on. Which is hilarious considering she is holding a cellphone in virtually every shot trying to look important. But you know it is staged because a team of professional photographers manages to defy the laws of physic by not photographing her ass (Not counting the butt crack shot with long-lens) from behind.







The butt crack photo is not from the same source as the pretend candids or it would never have seen the little of day. So mixed in with this set are staged (the first 23) pictures on the yacht and a lot of actual candids that are not so flattering to Kim. Notice that the staged pics are from the waist up. That is because her backside looks like the tail-end of a fork lift and she doesn't want the photographers she hire to capture it. To tell you the truth, I am more interested in the pictures of the mega-yacht UTOPIA III then Kim or her mega-ass. There is just something about seen a chick taking it up the ass (raw) from some dude she knew for like a minute that put me off. Enough about the skanky slut, lets discuss the yacht she was on. The UTOPIA III, formerly: Bellini and Lady Linda, is 45.7 meters long and was constructed in the year of 1999 by builder: Trinity Yachts while styling is by Paragon. Read more about it at Superyachttimes.com.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Kim and Kourtney went shopping


Tv personalities Kourtney and sister Kim Kardashian are reunited in Miami, Florida on March 19, 2010. Kourtney, who's in the city shooting scenes of her new reality show with sister Khloe, visited Dash Miami store with son Mason Dash Disick and sister Kim.

Kim tweeted her Dash store experience. She wrote: "U guys will never guess what celeb just showed up to Dash in Miami!!!" Then tweeted another one, with a photo: "Birdman brought his daughter to shop at Dash."

Kim's boyfriend cheating on her?


Uh-oh! After so many cheating scandals, you'd think he would be a bit smarter!!

With no Kim Kardashian in sight, Reggie Bush was reportedly hitting on a pretty brunette at Robin Thicke's 33rd birthday party!

Sources say:

"He was flirting up a storm with her. They talked for an hour straight."

Keep your eyes on this one, Kim. You don't want to be the next celebrity publicly humiliated by an unfaithful man!!

Read More: Kim Kardashian Is NOT Going To Be Happy About This! | PerezHilton.com http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-20-kim-kardashian-is-not-going-to-be-happy-about-this#ixzz0ij7zRlxr
Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Kim go bare for shoot


Socialite Nicole Richie, reality star Kim Kardashian and actress Selma Blair stripped off for a photo shoot which was presided over by Hollywood star Demi Moore.

The star-studded shoot was for the upcoming issue of Harper's Bazaar, with actress-turned-photographer de Cadenet taking the pictures, reported Contactmusic.

Moore accompanied her photographer friend to the shoot on Tuesday and was delighted when her friend let her step behind the camera to snap some pictures.

"Helping my pal Amanda de Cadenet (with) her photoshoot for Bazaar - all nudes showing all types of bodies love it! Especially cuz (because) I'm behind camera!" Moore wrote on her Twitter page.

Richie later on took to her own Twitter account to express her gratitude towards the photographer and the actress married to actor Ashton Kutcher.

"Thank you Amanda de Cadenet & Mrs Kutcher (Moore) or such a wonderful, inspiring day. It was an honour being nude for you," she wrote.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Kim is back in Bikini


As she once again showcases the curves which brought her fame, Kim Kardashian spoke of the joys of being a reality TV star.

The 29-year-old, who recently lost more than half a stone, features in a sultry photoshoot in lad's mag FHM this month.

And male fans will be pleased to see her back in a bikini.

Recently she has been devoting much of her time to her TV project, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. But, as she explains, it's a labour of love.

She appears alongside her American footballer boyfriend Reggie Bush, her sisters, Kourtney and Khloe and is obviously happy with her lot.

"I couldn't have a better job in the entire world," she told the magazine, "I mean, it's my job to film a TV show with my family."

"I get paid to get up and live my normal life."

She did enjoy taking time out, however, to shoot these pictures in South Africa for the FHM team, despite the temperature.

Kim said: "It was magical!"

"But it was freezing! I'd love to go back to South Africa when it's sunny."

And she was also happy to discuss her relatively new body shape.

"I love my curves," she said. "Being super skinny just isn't attractive to me."

But the star also admits she works hard to keep her body in shape: "I do spend a lot of time in the gym and I love doing squats."

"I take a chair into my bedroom and squat until my bum hits it."

"And when it does, I know that's as low as I need to go."

-- Daily Mail

Tim Gunn: 'Kim Kardashian is a poser'


The Kardashian sisters may be known for their sexy style, but the trio isn’t making it work for “Project Runway” fashion guru Tim Gunn.

“I read that you are not a fan of the Kardashian look,” Joy Behar asked Tim on “The Joy Behar Show.”

“Oh, Joy. Who is?” Tim responded.

“I find that it’s – while it may have some sexiness to it, I find it’s largely vulgar. It has a cheapness and a tawdriness,” Tim continued.

But the television personality didn’t expect his remarks to come without consequences.

“Now I’m going to worry about the Kardashian sisters attacking me!” he said.

While Tim had words of praise for Kim Kardashian, he said he only liked her when she was standing still.

”She’s pretty, but she’s a poser,” Tim said. “I find that when she’s moving, it all goes away for me.”