Sunday, December 27, 2009

Kardashian strips in steamy advertisement


'Who says salads can't be hot' says Kim Kardashian as she strips off in a steamy advertisement for a new healthy range introduced by an American fast food joint.

The 29-year-old reality TV star who first became famous because of a leaked sex tape, seemed to take inspiration from the infamous home video for the advertisement, reported E! Online.

The socialite stars in an advertisement for American fast food chain Carl's Jr. and manages to turn eating a salad into a highly sensual experience.

Kardashian appears naked in the bath, apart from some strategically placed bubbles, in one scene while in the other she is seen writing around on a bed, eating a salad wearing nothing but a cream coloured robe.

The second of the three Kardashian sisters, Kim has recently been on a health kick herself, slimming down after a magazine in the US released a photo of her that had not been retouched, exposing her cellulite.

Complex magazine mistakenly posted the wrong picture of the star, one that hadn't been touched up by the airbrush.

The magazine quickly pulled the shot and replaced it with the official retouched photo, but not fast enough to prevent it spreading across the Internet.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Kim Kardashian Earns $10K Per Tweet


Even though some people may not even consider her a celebrity, if you're judging by Twitter, Kim Kardashian is one of the biggest.

The Daily Mail reports that Kardashian earns a whopping $10,000 per tweet when she promotes companies. Kardashian, who has 2.7 million followers , earns the big bucks as part of her contract with in-stream advertising company Ad.ly, which helps celebrities make money off their Twitter accounts.

Usually the celebs are limited to one such commercial tweet per day.

Kardashian promotes Reebok and Carl's Jr., among other companies, and five of her last 30 tweets mention one of the companies.

An Advertising Age slideshow on online ad rates says there is a growing list of celebrities that "monetize" their tweets. Lauren Conrad and Dr. Drew have also enlisted the services of Ad.ly.

Kardashian recently sent a cease and desist letter to a doctor who created the "Cookie Diet" weight loss system. She is demanding the doctor take down a link on his company's Web site which suggests Kardashian uses the product.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Her new nephew is the "perfect" Christmas present


Kim Kardashian says her new nephew is the "perfect" Christmas present.

Kim's sister Kourtney's child, Mason Dash Disick, is the first grandchild in the Kardashian clan and Kim insists the whole family is overjoyed with the addition.

She said: "The whole family is so thrilled, excited and blessed to have Mason in our lives and we couldn't have asked for a more perfect gift this Christmas!

"My mom Kris is a grandma, and as much as she might say she doesn't like being called one, we know she secretly loves it."

Kourtney gave birth to Mason, whose father is Scott Disick, on December 14.

The 30-year-old star announced she was pregnant in August after discovering she was expecting after filming a new reality TV show with her other sister Khloe.

She said at the time: "We were in the Everglades and I kept feeling nauseous and sick and I just kept thinking, like, something wasn't feeling right. I've never missed a period in my life."

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Keeping Up With The Kardashians


Not too sure if this will actually convince people to sit through 30 minutes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians but it’s a decent start.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stripped down to their sexy skivvies for a new promo poster hailing the return of their E! reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The poster shows an about-to-pop-at-any-moment Kourtney, a relatively covered up Kimmie and a revealing Khloe laying on the ground, stilettos in the air.

Kim was very excited about her and her half-naked sisters promo, writing on her website that:

“I’m loving the promo poster for season 4 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!! So sexy and glam! I can’t wait for the new season to start… I know you guys are going to love it!”

What are we going to love Kim? The show or the poster? Something tells it might be the poster.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Kim Kardashian is 109 lbs now - ready for banging?


By The Blemish

Kim Kardashian seems pretty proud of herself after going from 120 lbs to 109 lbs using only Quick Trim and a “dedicated workout and diet regiment”. Kardashian, who everyone wants to point out is 5′2” like that’s supposed to mean something to me, tells E! that she hasn’t been at this weight since she was “in the ninth grade”. So, if you want to know what it’s like to bang a ninth grader without the legal ramifications, now’s your chance.

When her sister Khloe, who was also supposed to be on the same diet, was asked how she was doing, she pulled her face out of the pie it was buried in and said, “Whaaa?”

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Kardashian glad to Tweeter her Weight Loss Success


Kim Kardashian has surprised fans by trimming the curves that helped to make her famous. According to online reports, the reality TV star has lost weight with the help of the weight loss product Quick Trim. A shot from a recent photoshoot was posted online showing a slimmer looking Kardashian.

Online news reports quote her as saying, “I finally feel I`ve reached my goal.” She made the decision to lose weight after a flap concerning photos of her which appeared on Complex magazine’s website. Quick Trim has yet to get approval from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

Kim Kardashian has revealed that she has reached her target weight.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star posted a photograph of herself posing in a bikini on her Twitter account.

"Quick Trim photo shoot in Miami! I finally feel I've reached my goal!" she wrote.

She later added: "My goal was to tone up and lose a few [pounds]. Now it's just maintaining."

Kardashian recently thanked her new brother-in-law Lamar Odom for making sister Khloe the "happiest girl in the world" following their September wedding.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Kim Kardashian: I Didn't Get a Nose Job or Lip Job


Kim Kardashian is laughing off Star magazine's claims that she got surgery to make her nose and lips smaller.

"Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL" the reality star, 29, asks on her website.

Do you think these stars have had nose jobs?

She says that Star ran a "before" photo of her when she was "about 15 lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It's ridiculous... it's all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken!"

She says that it's "no secret" that she contours her nose to make a "bump go away."

"I guess it's a compliment to my makeup artist that he does such a good job contouring my nose that it appears smaller," she adds. "But hey, Star mag thinks it looks smaller... yay! My dream come true, hahaha!"

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Kim Kardashian Put On A New Face


Be nice to everyone. Because that rather homely gal you were just rude to in line? She might've been Kim Kardashian

The reality-show star, 29, became unrecognizable as she put on a new face and unflattering wig so she could have some fun with unwitting fans for the new show Secret Celebrity.

"This was a real process ... I needed to get a molding of my face so I could have a prosthetic nose, cheeks and neck put on!" Kardashian writes on her blog. "I look like a completely different person!"

To achieve her new face, she went to a place that specializes in making molds of Hollywood celebrities.

"Check out the place I went to! They have made casts of everyone from Tom Cruise to Jolie" for movies!" she writes. "It was so surreal seeing all these famous movie stars' faces on the wall!! Kind of scary, huh?"

Along with her new look, she got a new name.

"My name was Cynthia ... after my cousin Cici!" she writes.

Too bad she couldn't just put on a new face after her recent whupping in the boxing ring.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Kim Kardashian - monumental cleavage


Princess Jasmine got a massive boob job (which subsequently ate her top) and decided to drop Aladdin in favor of a career in high-end prostitution, courtesy of Kim Kardashian who’s lifelong dream was to defile sweet Disney characters and condition men (much like Pavlov and his dogs) to salivate and start barking when the magic lamp shows up on screen.

“I’ve been wanting to go as [Jasmine] for years and found the perfect costume,” Kim, 29, wrote on her blog. “I went all out with my Disney theme this year and also got a Snow White outfit that I wore to Kendall’s birthday!”

If you manage to unglue your eyes from Kim’s monumental cleavage, do take a look at her toned stomach…because that’s what she wanted you to notice when she posted these pictures on Twitter…no, seriously.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Kim Arriving At Miami


After catching an early morning flight out of LAX Airport, Kim Kardashian was spotted arriving at Miami International Airport on Saturday afternoon (October 24).

Texting as she walked out to an awaiting car, the E! reality beauty kindly took time to take photos with her fans before heading off to get ready for the evening’s affairs.

Always busy tweeting to her friends and fans, Kim wrote of the trip to southern Florida, “Miami has got to be one of my all time favorite cities! I need 2 move here! Kim Takes on Miami Season 2? LOL Kourt & Khlo would kill me! Heading to Dash Miami to suprise the Dash Dolls & find a cute dress 4 tonight!”

Meanwhile, Miss Kardashian happens to be in Miami just as her on-again boyfriend Reggie Bush’s New Orleans Saints are ready to play the Miami Dolphins at Land Shark Stadium on Sunday, October 25 at 4:15PM ET.

Kim Kardashian Picks Up her Own Dry Cleaning


Kim Kardashian goes laundry cleaning! Well, quite - the reality show star was spotted in Los Angeles on October 23, 2009 where she stops to get her dry cleaning, hitting the catwalk poses as she goes. That's a very fashionable laundry pick-up day.

Kim Kardashian recently told OK Magazine that she's excited with Kourtney's baby. She told the magazine, "This is just the most exciting new step in our lives, and I think everyone in the family can’t wait for the baby to come!" She added, "You see what my sister’s going through and it’s so much fun, and she’s picking out cribs and high chairs, and I’m getting her little clothes and little shoes and it’s all so cute!" (Photo Credit: Dragao/Fame Pictures)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Happy 29th Birthday to Kim Kardashian

3 Years Ago

3 Days Ago

KIM Kardashian has changed loads in the past three years! Lower pic is what she currently looks like, aged 29.

The upper pic, it’s Kim in 2006 — when she was just 26! And, boy, does she look different!

She was slimmer and less orange!

Miss Kardashian celebrated her 29th birthday on Wednesday, October 21.

“I’m not going to lie, I woke up this morning feeling a little old!” she said at the time. “It’s my last year in my 20s.”

Meanwhile, Kim’s stepdad Bruce Jenner says he’s happy the Keeping up With The Kardashians star rekindled her romance with beau Reggie Bush.

“Reggie is a good guy. As a parent a lot of times you see what these girls bring home and think OMG what are you thinking,” Bruce said.

“Reggie is a really great guy. He’s got great character. He is a good guy, very smart. This year their team is doing great so all is good on that side.”

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

KIM KARDASHIAN MAKES BABY PLANS


Los Angeles socialite KIM KARDASHIAN has set on/off boyfriend REGGIE BUSH a new ultimatum - she wants to be pregnant by the time she turns 30 in 2010.
The celebrity couple recently reunited after a split and now, spurred on by sister Kourtney's pregnancy, Kardashian is thinking about settling down with the sports star.
She tells Life & Style magazine, "Family is the most important thing in my life. I always had a vision I’d be married with one kid by the time I’m 30... I want a lot of kids, maybe five or six."
And friends tell the publication Kardashian and Bush are making plans to set up home.
One source reveals, "Kim is selling her condo so she and Reggie can buy a home together in Los Angeles."

Monday, October 19, 2009

Kim Kardashian Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight


Kim Kardashian Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight. Again.

Jessica Simpson was the recent butt of a Fox primetime commercial and Kim Kardashian valiantly came to her rescue. Oh, that Kim — always ready to mouth off at any red carpet event. Kim sat down with Popeater for an exclusive interview where you can just bet the words “curves” and “amazing body” were mentioned.

Kim told Popeater:

“I’m glad they apologized,” Kardashian said. “Fox shouldn’t be making fun of Jessica Simpson who has such an amazing body…she’s clearly not overweight and laughing about that gives young girls the wrong message.”

We’ll actually rally behind Kim and agree with her on this one. Jessica Simpson, for lack of better solution, just needs to get a better stylist. No high-waisted pants, stick to bras that fully support and indulge in black.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Kim Kardashian's Cosmopolitan cover shoot released


Cosmopolitan is an international magazine for women. It was first published in 1886 in the United States as a family magazine and was later transformed into a literary magazine.

Cosmopolitan has 58 international editions, is printed in 34 languages and is distributed in more than 100 countries.

The magazine's cover choice for the month of November, 2009, is Kim Kardashian.

Kim wrapped the October 6th Cosmo shoot. Backstage video footage was released October 13, 2009 to the public online.

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian is an American "celebutante", socialite, model, actress, businesswoman and television personality.

Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloé, and one brother, Robert. She also has stepbrothers Burton Jenner, Brandon Jenner, and reality TV star Brody Jenner, stepsister Casey Jenner, and half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner. O. J. Simpson is Kardashian's godfather.

Kim Kardashian's first acting role was in the television series Beyond the Break. She then starred in the 2008 disaster film spoof Disaster Movie as Lisa, alongside Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo. Kardashian was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother entitled "Benefits".

Kardashian is one of the stars of the reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians along with her two sisters, mother, brother, half-sisters, and stepfather Bruce Jenner.

In 2008 Kardashian released a workout DVD, Workout with Kim Kardashian, and a set of workout cards with the help of trainer Kathy Kaehler.

Kardashian was one of 13 participants on the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars. She was partnered with Current DWTS Champion Mark Ballas. Kardashian was the third contestant voted off the show on September 30, 2008, finishing in 11th place overall. ~ Kelly Osbourne on Dancing with the Stars.

Cosmo is not the only magazine shoot Kim Kardashian has been a part of, two others include Playboy and Complex.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: Dinner Date Night


Taking advantage of a bye week in the New Orleans Saints schedule, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted out for a dinner date in Brentwood on Saturday night (October 10).

The E! reality babe and her football stud beau dined at The Cheesecake Factory, holding hands as they walked to their car following the nighttime meal.

After finishing their grub, Kim and Reggie then made their way to a nearby movie theater - joining up with Brittny Gastineau, Lala Vazquez and Jonathan Cheban.

Keeping in touch with her movie mates, Kim tweeted after her meal, “We will meet u guys for the movies after! We just ate, so full!”

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Kim Likes Her Own Bottoms


Kim Kardashian’s famous bottom is causing her some serious problems when she’s out on the street — people constantly come up to her and ask if they can squeeze it!

The reality TV star admits her fans sometimes go a little bit too far.

“There’s constant interest in my bottom! The paparazzi always want ‘butt’ shots — girls come up to me and grab it and people ask to squeeze it,” said Kim. “I sometimes think: ‘Everyone’s got a butt, so why do you care about mine?’”

“I recently lost 6lb and toned up,” Kim added. “My body shape comes from my father’s side of the family – he’s from Armenia, where all the women are voluptuous.

“Thanks to role models like Jennifer Lopez, I’m comfortable with my curves.”

It was recently reported that Kim had rekindled her romance with ex Reggie Bush.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Kardashian poses as Water Goddess


American socialite Kim Kardashian was recently pictured in what she calls as her Water Goddess

Kim, 28, could be seen draped in a sparkling silver material, as she stood in the water and later posed on the beach. The reality TV star then posted the snaps on her website and fans have been gawping at them ever since. Meanwhile, Kim’s been talking about the sex tape, which brought her to prominence. “I was devastated,” the Sun quoted her as telling Cosmopolitan. “But when something negative happens, I pick myself up and move on and I don’t make the same mistake twice,” she added.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Kim had her A-s-s on Letter Man




Remember when Kim Kardashian’s asss was a celebrity and starred in a “black on half Armenia, full spoiled brat useless cunt” sex tape, well shit is starting to look like shit, you know after a night of drinking, when you come home and eat the only food you have in your fridge that happens to be rotting, but not all that bad considering you’re drunk, until you wake up the next day and see clumps of what may be your liver and parts of your stomach in the fuckin’ toilet, but you still wanna fuck it and I wanna piss on it, cuz I know she’s into getting peed on, and I guess there’s something hot about treating a bitch like a public toilet, especially if her pussy smells like one or is as clean as one.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Kim Kardashian @ Mercedes Benz Fashion Week
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified l
With the recent death of Patrick Swayze, celebs (and wannabe celebs like Kim) are speaking their words... kinda like how everyone felt they had to weigh in on the Kanye/Taylor Swift incident at the VMAs. They probably should've gotten someone who could say something more concrete.

Kim says about Swayze:

"I had never met Patrick Swayze, but obviously I'm a huge fan of 'Dirty Dancing' and 'Ghost' and his movies are just legendary. It's really sad. I think he fought really hard, and, you know, my prayers are just with his family."

Friday, September 11, 2009

Kim Kardashian At War With Sisters?



Kim Kardashian Denies Being At War With Sisters

Kim Kardashian denies being at war with her sisters. Star magazine reported this week that the Kardashians are cat fighting with one another. Of course, nothing can ever happen within the gossip pages without Kim replying with a quickness. It’s almost as if she leakes stories just so she can deny them and get even more press. Those Kardashians!

Kim blogged (via usmagazine.com) that it’s all a bunch of bull:

“Cat fights? Jealous fits? Trash talk? If my sisters and I have cat fights, they are 100% playful, sisterly fights!!. You’ve seen how we tease each other on the show, and how we joke around on Twitter… it’s what sisters do!!! There’s no war here, people! We all totally support each other in anything and everything we do. Plus a little competition never hurt anyone ;)”

Hmmm.....

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Kim Kardashian in on Twitter sending these pics

Kim Kardashian twittered this picture of herself from a photo shoot for the new diet pill she is whoring herself out for. She is officially the new face of the diet pill ‘Quick Trim’.


Kim Kardashian is on Twitter, but when Kim Kardashian tweets herself in lingerie, It Matters. Why? I don't think we ever really stopped to ask that question in the past, so we probably shouldn't now. Once again, this time for Google: Kim Kardashian lingerie Twitter. I've also included some shots from KK's old Playboy shoot.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Kim Kardashian Creating Her Very Own Perfume

Kim Kardashian is now creating a perfume. Oh, those Kardashians — they really should teach a Self Promotion 101 class at The Learning Annex. Kim has inked an official deal with Lighthouse Beauty to launch her first fragrance in the spring of 2010. You know, it will probably sell pretty well. The Kardashians have a pretty ardent following.Kim won’t divulge any details about the scent. We’d imagine it will be girlish, pretty, sophisticated with just the right hint of naughty ! Or something cheesy like that, but Kim did tell WWD.com what it was like to create her first perfume.

“Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process. What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice, and even our distribution strategy so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans. Because of their commitment to including me in the process, the fragrance really captures who I am.”


With new lighter locks Kim Kardashian was all smiles as she signed autographs before dining at Katsuya in Hollywood, California

Kim is fugly without her war paint (make-up)

This is Kim Kardashian fresh out of her workout session at the gym this morning (Friday, Aug. 29) proving our theory that exercise is not a good thing for her. A, after the 1000th lunge, her ass still looks like lumpy pancake mix without her control panties on and B, sweat is a sworn enemy of the face mask she puts on every morning. Fingers crossed her boobs don’t hold the same surprise element as her face…we are just not equipped to handle news of saggy forehead slappers. Yeah she is fugly without decorations (f..g ugly).

Friday, August 28, 2009

Venus Water Goddess

Kim Kardashian Hot But Covered Beach Photo Shoot

Kim Kardashian strategically draped with sequins for a “Venus Water Goddess” photo shoot.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

More Kim Kardashian GQ Pictures

Just a few more hot and steamy pictures of Kim Kardashian from GQ’s April issue.