Sunday, November 29, 2009

Kardashian glad to Tweeter her Weight Loss Success


Kim Kardashian has surprised fans by trimming the curves that helped to make her famous. According to online reports, the reality TV star has lost weight with the help of the weight loss product Quick Trim. A shot from a recent photoshoot was posted online showing a slimmer looking Kardashian.

Online news reports quote her as saying, “I finally feel I`ve reached my goal.” She made the decision to lose weight after a flap concerning photos of her which appeared on Complex magazine’s website. Quick Trim has yet to get approval from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

Kim Kardashian has revealed that she has reached her target weight.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star posted a photograph of herself posing in a bikini on her Twitter account.

"Quick Trim photo shoot in Miami! I finally feel I've reached my goal!" she wrote.

She later added: "My goal was to tone up and lose a few [pounds]. Now it's just maintaining."

Kardashian recently thanked her new brother-in-law Lamar Odom for making sister Khloe the "happiest girl in the world" following their September wedding.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Kim Kardashian: I Didn't Get a Nose Job or Lip Job


Kim Kardashian is laughing off Star magazine's claims that she got surgery to make her nose and lips smaller.

"Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL" the reality star, 29, asks on her website.

Do you think these stars have had nose jobs?

She says that Star ran a "before" photo of her when she was "about 15 lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It's ridiculous... it's all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken!"

She says that it's "no secret" that she contours her nose to make a "bump go away."

"I guess it's a compliment to my makeup artist that he does such a good job contouring my nose that it appears smaller," she adds. "But hey, Star mag thinks it looks smaller... yay! My dream come true, hahaha!"

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Kim Kardashian Put On A New Face


Be nice to everyone. Because that rather homely gal you were just rude to in line? She might've been Kim Kardashian

The reality-show star, 29, became unrecognizable as she put on a new face and unflattering wig so she could have some fun with unwitting fans for the new show Secret Celebrity.

"This was a real process ... I needed to get a molding of my face so I could have a prosthetic nose, cheeks and neck put on!" Kardashian writes on her blog. "I look like a completely different person!"

To achieve her new face, she went to a place that specializes in making molds of Hollywood celebrities.

"Check out the place I went to! They have made casts of everyone from Tom Cruise to Jolie" for movies!" she writes. "It was so surreal seeing all these famous movie stars' faces on the wall!! Kind of scary, huh?"

Along with her new look, she got a new name.

"My name was Cynthia ... after my cousin Cici!" she writes.

Too bad she couldn't just put on a new face after her recent whupping in the boxing ring.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Kim Kardashian - monumental cleavage


Princess Jasmine got a massive boob job (which subsequently ate her top) and decided to drop Aladdin in favor of a career in high-end prostitution, courtesy of Kim Kardashian who’s lifelong dream was to defile sweet Disney characters and condition men (much like Pavlov and his dogs) to salivate and start barking when the magic lamp shows up on screen.

“I’ve been wanting to go as [Jasmine] for years and found the perfect costume,” Kim, 29, wrote on her blog. “I went all out with my Disney theme this year and also got a Snow White outfit that I wore to Kendall’s birthday!”

If you manage to unglue your eyes from Kim’s monumental cleavage, do take a look at her toned stomach…because that’s what she wanted you to notice when she posted these pictures on Twitter…no, seriously.